April & daughter Michaelle are pleased with
how the cookie dough crust turned out after baking!
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Humour
Proverbs
17:22 A Merry Heart Does Good Like A
Medicine
According to researchers, laughter could be
just what the doctor ordered when it comes to coping with
life's stresses. It's been proven that laughter:
Relaxes
muscles
Lowers blood
pressure
Eases mental
tension
Reduces levels of
hormones that trigger the stress responses and suppress
immunity
Releases endorphins,
the same stress-reducers triggered by
exercise
Laughter is
beneficial for improving one's perspective on life
Detroit News
and Free Press
Sunday, April 22, 2001
I don't know
why some people change churches; what difference does it make
which one you stay home from?
Be ye
fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean
them.
Forbidden fruits create many
jams.
God doesn't call the qualified, He
qualifies the
called.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God loves
everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over
"religious nuts!"
God promises a safe landing, not a calm
passage.
The best mathematical equation I have
ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4
given.
ROTTEN
EGGS
The elderly pastor was searching his
closet for his collar before church one Sunday morning. In the
back of the closet, he found a small box containing 3 eggs and
100 $1 bills.
He called his wife
into the closet to ask her about the box and its contents.
Embarrassed, she admitted having hidden the box there for
their entire 30 years of marriage. Disappointed and hurt, the
pastor asked her, "WHY?"
The wife replied that
she hadn't wanted to hurt his feelings. He asked her how the
box could have hurt his feelings. She said that every time
during their marriage that he had delivered a poor sermon, she
had placed an egg in the box.
The pastor felt that 3
poor sermons in 30 years was certainly nothing to feel bad
about, so he asked her what the $100 was for.
She replied, "Each
time I got a dozen eggs, I sold them to the neighbours for
$1."
RECIPES
April cooking "Paradise Fruit Pizza" with the
kids
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Having Fun
Together!
Little John looking on while his big
sister Michaelle spreads the cream cheese on the
sandwiches.
It's a Fun
Family Time!
Michaelle & Mom April
using a round cookie cutter to cut out the pineapple cream
cheese sandwiches! They look really different being
round, instead of sqaure!
The Garden of Daily Living
FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY
LIVING PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS: 1. Peace of mind 2.
Peace of heart 3. Peace of soul
PLANT FOUR ROWS
OF SQUASH: 1. Squash gossip 2. Squash indifference 3.
Squash grumbling 4. Squash selfishness
PLANT FOUR ROWS OF
LETTUCE: 1. Lettuce be faithful 2. Lettuce be kind 3.
Lettuce be patient 4. Lettuce really love one
another
NO GARDEN IS WITHOUT
TURNIPS: 1. Turnip for meetings 2. Turnip for
service 3. Turnip to help one another
TO CONCLUDE OUR GARDEN WE MUST
HAVE THYME: 1. Thyme for each other 2. Thyme for
family 3. Thyme for friends
WATER FREELY WITH PATIENCE AND
CULTIVATE WITH LOVE. THERE IS MUCH FRUIT IN YOUR GARDEN
BECAUSE YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW. -
Unknown
Daily Survival
Kit
Daily Survival
Kit"
1) TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out
the good qualities in others. -Matt.
7:1
2) RUBBER BAND - to remind you to be
flexible, things might not always go the
way you want, but it will work out. -
Romans 8:28
3) BAND AID - to remind you to heal
hurt feelings, yours or someone else's.
-Col. 3:12-14
4) PENCIL - to remind you to list your
blessings everyday. -Eph.1:3
5)
ERASER - To remind you that everyone
makes mistakes, and it's OK. -
Gen.50:15-21
6) CHEWING GUM - to remind you to stick
with it, and you can accomplish
anything.-Phil 4:13
7) MINT - to remind you that you
are worth a mint. - John
3:16-17
8) CANDY KISS - to remind you that everyone
needs a kiss or a hug
everyday. - 1 John 4:7
9) TEA BAG - to remind you
to relax daily and go over that
list of blessings.--1 Thess.
5:18
